This is kind of hilarious

THE RULES: Go to a search engine, and type in your name then the word "needs." see what happens.

The results:

"The average adult Robin needs about 40 calories per day" (right. i'll work on that.)

"Ambushes are great for acquiring the money that Robin needs to pay the ransom
for King Richard's release." (I'll take your word on that. Or i could ambush people to raise money for a new ipod.)

"Robin needs to hook up with the Ravers." (check out the pic)

"But sometimes, even Robin needs help." (Don't we all?)

"Robin needs help going downhill" (I really hadn't noticed a problem)

"Robin needs to put Patrick in his place" (If I knew a guy named Patrick, he would already be in his place, and there to stay)

"Robin needs to choose between a local college and an out-of-town college." (a little early for that)
"Robin needs your help coming up with a hip/cool blog/domain name." (true that)