Well, here it is. The long-awaited (sort of) Quote of the Week Special! Cheers! Okay, here we go.

"I'd like a pair of tie-dye bell bottoms. Wouldn't that be GREAT?"
Okay, not the best of starts. But they get better, honest!

"It's impossible. I'ts physically incorrect with physics!
Me, not realizing quite what I'm saying. That happens a lot to me.

"Smile! DON'T make me slap you!"
The lovely Angle's Dandruff, a.k.a Ish, trying to cheer someone up. Her people skills are only so-so.

"Life is all a spasm"
Wabson, describing her own life perfectly.

"I love watercolor pencils. As long as you have a mouth, you can use 'em anywhere!"
again, the ish. This sort of thing happens a lot to us.

"Death to those who eat!"
"You eat."
some people Wabson knows. Try to avoid general "death to" statements, because more often than not, you have unknowingly included yourself in the guilty category.

"Dont' you remember that lab last year that...um..."
"What was the point of it?"
"I don't remember"
Wabson and Ish, Ish not having one of her best days.

"Dang. I sure hope that's Massachusetts!"
Lydia, another friend, trying to label a map. I wonder what would happen if maps created reality. 8th graders trying to label U.S. maps would creat widespread chaos on the east coast!

"People should be free. You know that, I know that, so why are we stuck here"
That's a damn good question.

"Hey, wabson, it looks like you're breeding--I mean bleeding."
Wabson't little sister, who is in...wait, I cant' remember what grade she's in.

"Just because I called you a transvestite dosen't mean you can't hug me!"
from Ish to Lydia. Pretty self-explanatory.

"Ask ME. I know about hats."
"You? Honestly, wabson, you said they could fly."
Wabson decided that for her claymation video in tech class, that since hats were alive (for the purposes of the video) that they could fly. I really don't follow her logic sometimes.

"There's only one thing worse than cheap port--and that's frozen phlegm."
Wabson's mom. Apparently she doesn't like cheap port.

"A boot can do things you can't even IMAGINE."
This guy at my school. What that boot can do, I'm not sure I want to know.

"Why won't they let us in? There's a big fat guy in there who'll protect us!"
Me, outside the ski bus, waiting in the cold. The driver is a big fat dude, who calls his bus "Mike's happy bus." The teachers won't let us on until they get there.

If you have any funny quotes (0nly ones that you or your friends have said--none of those big famous ones) just let me know and I'll add them!