How could you resist?

So I was online, doing some research stuff...And I was on Wikipedia. I realized the strange principles of the Wikipedia. I mean, couldn't someone go to an entry on Antarctica, and post something strange like "Well, I swam with the lemures in the warm, equatorial waters off the coast of Antarctica." I realize that that would be dextructive to the Wikipedia community/aim thing, but I still find it strange that nobody has done that yet. I was reading along, on a completely unrelated topic to the one I was researching, and I come along a link to a page on the "satsuma rebellion" I kid you not. Of course, I had to come up with a fitting story for this "satsuma rebellion."
Once, a long, long time ago, back when Australia was a colony of Bulgaria, and New Zealand was devoid of sheep, the succulent satsuma was the main export of Slovokian New Zealand. Back then, the now tiny satsuma was as big as a soccer ball. The giant satsuma trees hung heavy with the succulent citrus.But then, the evil king placed a tax on every pound of satsuma exported from Slovokian New Zealand. And so, all of the satsuma growers moved down to Bulgarian New Zealand, where they could grow their satsumas free of tax. The evil king, who had already spent the expected procedes of the satsuma tax, fell into debt, and Slovokia perished, at least for a little while. The End.

Oh, and I started a story blog, about a girl during the French Revolution. It's at http://bernadettesstory.blogspot.com